Rekor Proyek Spektakuler di Dunia

Konon kabarnya menurut catatan Guiness Book of Record ada tiga proyek paling spektakuler di dunia:

1. Proyek Pembangunan Pyramida Mesir yang dilakukan selama 730 tahun.
2. Proyek Pembangunan Tembok Cina yang memakan waktu 573 tahun.
3. Proyek Perbaikan Jalan Pantura menjelang mudik lebaran yang dilakukan sepanjang masa -- sampai kiamat... Juga belum selesai perbaikan jalan pantura.

wkwkwkwk.....kayaknya proyek perbaikan ruas jalan di pogung perlu dimasukin nih nih :-\

I'm Only Sleeping

Everybody seems to think I'm lonely...
I don't mind,
I think they're lonely...

*running everywhere at such a speed*

'till they find
there's no need...

....there's no need....

Please don't spoil my day
i'm miles away
and after all...
~i'm only sleeping~

true letter :( :/ :') :')

hanya sebuah huruf,
entah kenapa membuatku merasa benci,sebel,trauma,ill feel,dan kangen-kangen gimanaa~ gitu.....
hurufnya sih emang biasa biasa aja dan enggak ada istimewanya,tapi aku sukaa banget,tapi aku benci
tapi aku sakit hati..


tapi aku sukaa~
sangat..

emang banyak sih huruf-huruf yang telah ditemukan..
apakah semua huruf harus dicoba tuk dirangkai bersama?

mungkin aku harus menjadi sebuah huruf yang bisa untuk dirangkai bersama,
tetapi aku hurufku,hurufku aku..
mungkin hurufku merangkai kata yang paling indah

***

you're a stupid letter,but i love you
And you make me so mad I ask myself
"Why I'm still here, or where could I go?"
You're the only letter I've ever known

But I hate you, I really hate you
so much I think it must be true letter..
~true letter~
~true letter~
nothing else can break my heart like a true letter....

***

so how are you and the double-you would perform without it?
oh,you silly letter!

:'(

Owh bring back my bonnie to me

My Bonnie lies over the ocean,
my Bonnie lies over the sea,
My Bonnie lies over the ocean,
Oh bring back my Bonnie to me....

Bring back, bring back, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me, to me:
Bring back, bring back, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me....!

honestly..I wanna see you be brave

"Brave"

as made famous by Sara Bareilles

You can be amazing
You can turn a phrase into a weapon or a drug
You can be the outcast
Or be the backlash of somebody’s lack of love
Or you can start speaking up
Nothing’s gonna hurt you the way that words do
And they settle ‘neath your skin
Kept on the inside and no sunlight
Sometimes a shadow wins
But I wonder what would happen if you

Say what you wanna say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave

With what you want to say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave

I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I wanna see you be brave

I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I wanna see you be brave

Everybody’s been there, everybody’s been stared down
By the enemy
Fallen for the fear and done some disappearing
Bow down to the mighty
Don’t run, stop holding your tongue
Maybe there’s a way out of the cage where you live
Maybe one of these days you can let the light in
Show me how big your brave is

Say what you wanna say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave

With what you want to say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave

Innocence, your history of silence
Won’t do you any good
Did you think it would?
Let your words be anything but empty
Why don’t you tell them the truth?

Say what you wanna say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave

With what you want to say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave

I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I wanna see you be brave

I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I wanna see you be brave

I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I wanna see you be brave

I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you

 kenapa sih,jarang banget ada orang yang  berani berkata jujur...

"Raayyyaannn...kamu baik bangett :-) "...
"Raaayyyaaann...kamu berhati emas ya? :-)"...
"makasih Rayyaaan,kamu emang pengertian banget deh :'-) :-)"...

"nggak peduli sejelek apapun kamu,tapi hatimu itu cakep banget yan :-)"...
"jir,kok kamu tau sih yan?..kamu pengertian banget deh :-)"...

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               ..... nggak pernah kejadian :'-) ;'-) ;'-).....

maybe i'm just one of those unappreciated golden-hearted

say what you wanna say,and let the words fall out....

honestly,I wanna see you be brave...

haaahahahaha

Pada suatu hari,polisi merazia beberapa psk serta menggiring mereka ke kantor polisi untuk diinterogasi satu per satu.

karena sangat banyaknya psk yang terjaring, antrian hingga keluar pagar kantor polisi.
tidak lama lantas, lewatlah seorang nenek yang akan beli minyak tanah.
dikarenakan lihat keramaian, si nenek ajukan pertanyaan pada psk yang berdiri pada antrian sangat belakang.

cu, lagi antri apaan ?

dikarenakan malu berterus terang, si psk menjawab sekenanya, lagi ngantri permen, nek.
begitu kagetnya si psk nyatanya nenek itu turut antri.

si psk ajukan pertanyaan, lagi ngapain, nek ?.

nenek juga akan permen, cu.
singkat cerita sampailah giliran si nenek untuk diinterogasi.

begitu kaget sang polisi lihat nenek yang telah renta itu terhitung didalam antrian psk.
dengan amat hati-hati si polisi ajukan pertanyaan, apa nenek tetap sanggup ?

si nenek menjawab dengan nada bergetar dikarenakan umur yang telah sepuh, kaaaloo hanya isep-isep sih nenek tetap oke, cu…. !

Curhat

Pada suatu hari,seekor ayam dan seekor sapi mengobrol..

Ayam : Gue paling benci ama manusia.
Sapi : Beuh, mang kenape, yam??
Ayam : Coba aja lo pikirin Py (panggilan si sapi), masa baru maen-maen bentar di teras rumah manusia,         langsung diusir, sampe di lempar-lempar batu segala. Mereka gak inget kalo tiap ari makan telur dan daging gue. Sebel!!! benci banget gue sama yang namanya manusia.
Sapi : Emang lo doang yang benci???? Gue lebih benci mereka dari siapapun!
Ayam : Emang lo kenapa.. Py?
Sapi : Coba elo bayangin, ampir tiap ari susu gue di elus-elus, dipencet-pencet, diremas-remas, tapi manusia durjana itu ga pernah nikahingue, boro-boro ngelamar... Sakiiiittt banget batin gwe , emangnya gw jab1ay.!!!!!

binatang sialan

didalam kandungan seorang ibu, ada 3 janin bayi kembar yang terlibat percakapan

bayi 1 : eh, kamu jikalau telah lahir, apa perihal pertama yang kamu kerjakan ?
bayi 2 : saya pingin lihat ibuku yang sudah mengandung kita sepanjang 9 bln.
bayi 3 : saya pingin lihat dokter yg senantiasa merawat kita. jikalau kamu ?
bayi 1 : saya pingin lihat binatang kurang ajar yang setiap malam senantiasa berkunjung kekita dan meludahi kita bertiga ! !

Wajah marah suami

Pada suatu hari,terjadi percakapan antara irma dan yuli...

irma : yul,apakah wajah suamimu senang waktu kamu lagi bercinta?
yuli : senang sih,tapi pernah. saat itu dia keliatan marah banget !!
irma : lho.. memang kenapa kok dia dapat marah ?
yuli : soalnya dia ngeliatnya dari jendela !!

Siapa yang bloon?

Pada suatu hari seorang nenek yang nyebrang jalan hampir ketabrak motor.

Pengendara motor yang marah: “Nenek bloon! Nyebrang jalan gak liat2!”
Si nenek yang sewot : “Lo yg bloon!! Nabrak nenek-nenek aja gak kena..!!”

Sad Ending

suatu hari terjadi percakapan pada sepasang kekasih yang masih berpacaran.

cewek : kok sedih banget yank ? ?
cowok : iya setelah baca buku. endingnya sedih bangat
cewek : benar-benar baca buku apa yank ?
cowok : buku tabungan

ahahaha...lumayan

Lain dulu lain sekarang. Murid jaman sekarang benar-benar sulit diurus. Di bawah ini adalah satu-satunya pengalaman seorang guru yang berhasil. Guru menyuruh seorang murid duduk, tetapi dia tetap berdiri.

"Budi, duduk!" kata guru itu, tetapi dia hanya memandang sang guru, sedangkan teman-teman sekelas lainnya pada tertawa.

"Ayo, duduk!" kata guru itu sekali lagi.

Anak lelaki itu berkata dengan senyum dingin: "Bu Guru, aku bukanlah seekor anjingmu."

"Aku tahu kamu bukan anjingku, jika kamu anjingku, satu kali saja aku berkata dia segera duduk." guru itu membalas

"Take A Chance On Me"

I've been lovin' this song for a long time,and..
Damn,I just really really love this song.Have you ever heard of this lovely song?...well,you should! :-)
It's just so...soo...me ! :'-)

"Take A Chance On Me"
                                                                                by ABBA

If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try

Take a chance on me
(That's all I ask of you honey)
Take a chance on me

We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as we're together
Listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better
'Cos you know I've got
So much that I wanna do, when I dream I'm alone with you
It's magic
You want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair
But I think you know
That I can't let go

If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try

Take a chance on me
(Come on, give me a break will you?)
Take a chance on me
Oh you can take your time baby, I'm in no hurry, know I'm gonna get you
You don't wanna hurt me, baby don't worry, I ain't gonna let you
Let me tell you now
My love is strong enough to last when things are rough
It's magic
You say that I waste my time but I can't get you off my mind
No I can't let go
'Cos I love you so

If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can't you see
Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me
(Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me)

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can't you see
Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me
(Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me)

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me

It's beautiful,ain't it? :'-)

If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try ;-)

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa

Thank god there came ABBA :-)

Get The Girl Back

by Hanson

[Verse 1]

She’s about to walk away
So if you’re gonna make her want to stay
Tell her she’s your moon and sun
Tell her that she’s always been the one
You’ve gotta say it from the heart
‘Cause she will know a fake right from the start

[Bridge 1]
A girl like that deserves the best, uh, yeah
You’ve got to show her (show her)
That you’re not like all the rest

[Chorus]
It’s about time that you put your cards back on the table
It’s about time that you show her you’re willing and able
It’s about time that you get the girl back
That you get the girl back on your side
You’ve got to get the girl back, get the girl back
Yeah

You’ve got to get that girl back

[Verse 2]
Tell her she was always right
You were in the wrong, you can’t deny
‘Cause when she’s caught somebody’s eye
It will be too late to apologize

[Bridge 2]
Before she shuts you out, oh yeah
You’ve got to tell her (tell her)
Tell her that there is no doubt

[Chorus]

[Post-Chorus]
You’ve got to get the, you’ve got to get the girl back
Get the girl back, you’ve got to

[Middle 8]
Get the girl back, get the girl back, back on your side
Get the girl back, get the girl back, you’ve got to, got to
Get the girl back, get the girl back, back on your side
‘Cause it’s, it’s

[End]
It’s about time, oh
It’s about time (Ooh oh no, ooh oh no)
Get the girl back, get the girl back, back on your side (x3)
Get the girl back, you’ve got to get the girl back

I Love It

"I Love It"

by  Icona Pop

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge.

I don't care, I love it.
I don't care.

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge.

I don't care, I love it.
I don't care.

You're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way
You want me down on earth, but I am up in space
You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You're from the 70's, but I'm a 90's bitch

I love it!
I love it!

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge.

I don't care, I love it.
I don't care, I love it, I love it.
I don't care, I love it.
I don't care.

You're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way
You want me down on earth, but I am up in space
You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You're from the 70's, but I'm a 90's bitch

I don't care, I love it.
I don't care, I love it, I love it.
I don't care, I love it.
I don't care, I love it, I love it.
I don't care.
I love it.

Anjing Menggonggong Tidak Seperti Biasanya

Seekor anjing yang biasanya tenang mulai menggonggong setiap malam sekitar pukul 03:00. Kesal dan mengantuk, pemilik anjing menggeledah halaman belakang untuk mengetahui apa yang mungkin mengganggu kedamaian hewan ini.

Selama tiga hari ia tidak menemukan sesuatu yang salah. Ketika anjing bangun di malam yang keempat pada pukul 3 pagi sambil menggonggong, pemilik akhirnya menyelinap di sekitar rumah melalui gang dan menemukan tetangga melempar kerikil pada si anjing.

Pemilik bertanya untuk mengetahui apa yang ia lakukan.

"Ibu mertua saya berkunjung," tetangga sambil malu menjelaskan. "Jika dia sampai terbangun di tengah malam sekali lagi dia mengatakan bahwa dia akan pergi..."

Menyelamatkan Mahasiswa yang Dikejar Anjing (hahahahahaha)

Mengemudi melewati depan universitas, seorang profesor melihat seorang mahasiswa berlari kencang. Menggeram di belakangnya tiga anjing besar. Bertekad untuk menyelamatkan, profesor mengerem mobilnya berhenti dan membuka pintu.

"Cepat - masuk!" Ia memerintahkan.

"Terima kasih untuk berhenti," pemuda berjanggut itu berkata sambil terengah-engah, "kebanyakan orang tidak akan menawarkan tumpangan kepada saya ketika mereka melihat saya memiliki tiga ekor anjing..

Such a lovely,lovely song...

Have you ever heard this lovely,lovely song....??? :-)

 SUPER TROUPER

                                                                                                          by ABBA

Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you

I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow
All I do is eat and sleep and sing
Wishing every show was the last show
(Wishing every show was the last show)
So imagine I was glad to hear you're coming
(Glad to hear you're coming)
Suddenly I feel all right
(And suddenly it's gonna be)
And it's gonna be so different
When I'm on the stage tonight

Tonight the
Super Trouper lights are gonna find me
Shining like the sun
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Smiling, having fun
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Feeling like a number one
Tonight the
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Like I always do
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you

Facing twenty thousand of your friends
How can anyone be so lonely
Part of a success that never ends
Still I'm thinking about you only
(Still I'm thinking about you only)
There are moments when I think I'm going crazy
(Think I'm going crazy)
But it's gonna be alright
(You'll soon be changing everything)
Everything will be so different
When I'm on the stage tonight

Tonight the
Super Trouper lights are gonna find me
Shining like the sun
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Smiling, having fun
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Feeling like a number one
Tonight the
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Like I always do
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you

So I'll be there when you arrive
The sight of you will prove to me I'm still alive
And when you take me in your arms
And hold me tight
I know it's gonna mean so much tonight

Tonight the
Super Trouper lights are gonna find me
Shining like the sun
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Smiling, having fun
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Feeling like a number one
Tonight the
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Like I always do
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you
 

it's lovely
your loss if you can't see it...

Please Mr. Postman

Mungkin di jamannya teknologi canggih ini,lagu ini tidak begitu mengena bagi anda yang baru mendengar.....
coba anda cermati liriknya..cermati..cermati..........

....saya rindu masa-masa dimana komunikasi dilakukan melalui surat :')  ...

"PLEASE MR POSTMAN"

as made famous by THE MARVELETTES,and became more famous by THE BEATLES,and THE CARPENTERS

Wait, oh yes wait a minute mister postman
Wait, wait mister postman

Mister postman look and see
If there's a letter in your bag for me
I been waiting such a long time
Since I heard from that girl of mine

There must be some word today
From my girlfriend so far away
Please mister postman look and see
If there's a letter, a letter for me
I been standing here waiting mister postman
So patiently
For just a card or just a letter
Saying she's returning home to me

Please Mr. Postman, look and see
If there's a letter, oh yeh for me,
I've been waiting, a long long time
Since I've heard from that girlfriend of mine.

So many days you passed me by
See the tear standing in my eye
You didn't stop to make me feel better
By leaving me a card or a letter

You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta check it and see, one more time for me

Wait
Wait
Wait
Deliver the letter, the sooner the better

Wait