The Bruce Rayy Rises

The Bruce Rayy Rises
I'm Batman.............................in your face,nolan!!

WELCOME

Hey Guys,welcome to my blog.
It is not a very good one,but I'm telling you my story here...
it's not a cool one,but you can visit this if you want to know more story about me..

and ..keep this secret please.. :)

Senin, 29 Juli 2013

honestly..I wanna see you be brave

"Brave"
as made famous by Sara Bareilles

You can be amazing
You can turn a phrase into a weapon or a drug
You can be the outcast
Or be the backlash of somebody’s lack of love
Or you can start speaking up
Nothing’s gonna hurt you the way that words do
And they settle ‘neath your skin
Kept on the inside and no sunlight
Sometimes a shadow wins
But I wonder what would happen if you

Say what you wanna say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave

With what you want to say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave

I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I wanna see you be brave

I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I wanna see you be brave

Everybody’s been there, everybody’s been stared down
By the enemy
Fallen for the fear and done some disappearing
Bow down to the mighty
Don’t run, stop holding your tongue
Maybe there’s a way out of the cage where you live
Maybe one of these days you can let the light in
Show me how big your brave is

Say what you wanna say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave

With what you want to say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave

Innocence, your history of silence
Won’t do you any good
Did you think it would?
Let your words be anything but empty
Why don’t you tell them the truth?

Say what you wanna say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave

With what you want to say
And let the words fall out
Honestly I wanna see you be brave

I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I wanna see you be brave

I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I wanna see you be brave

I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I wanna see you be brave

I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you
I just wanna see you


 kenapa sih,jarang banget ada orang yang  berani berkata jujur...

"Raayyyaannn...kamu baik bangett :-) "...
"Raaayyyaaann...kamu berhati emas ya? :-)"...
"makasih Rayyaaan,kamu emang pengertian banget deh :'-) :-)"...
"nggak peduli sejelek apapun kamu,tapi hatimu itu cakep banget yan :-)"...
"jir,kok kamu tau sih yan?..kamu pengertian banget deh :-)"...

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               ..... nggak pernah kejadian :'-) ;'-) ;'-).....
maybe i'm just one of those unappreciated golden-hearted

say what you wanna say,and let the words fall out....
honestly,I wanna see you be brave...

haaahahahaha

Pada suatu hari,polisi merazia beberapa psk serta menggiring mereka ke kantor polisi untuk diinterogasi satu per satu.

karena sangat banyaknya psk yang terjaring, antrian hingga keluar pagar kantor polisi.
tidak lama lantas, lewatlah seorang nenek yang akan beli minyak tanah.
dikarenakan lihat keramaian, si nenek ajukan pertanyaan pada psk yang berdiri pada antrian sangat belakang.

cu, lagi antri apaan ?

dikarenakan malu berterus terang, si psk menjawab sekenanya, lagi ngantri permen, nek.
begitu kagetnya si psk nyatanya nenek itu turut antri.

si psk ajukan pertanyaan, lagi ngapain, nek ?.

nenek juga akan permen, cu.
singkat cerita sampailah giliran si nenek untuk diinterogasi.

begitu kaget sang polisi lihat nenek yang telah renta itu terhitung didalam antrian psk.
dengan amat hati-hati si polisi ajukan pertanyaan, apa nenek tetap sanggup ?

si nenek menjawab dengan nada bergetar dikarenakan umur yang telah sepuh, kaaaloo hanya isep-isep sih nenek tetap oke, cu…. !

Curhat

Pada suatu hari,seekor ayam dan seekor sapi mengobrol..

Ayam : Gue paling benci ama manusia.
Sapi : Beuh, mang kenape, yam??
Ayam : Coba aja lo pikirin Py (panggilan si sapi), masa baru maen-maen bentar di teras rumah manusia,         langsung diusir, sampe di lempar-lempar batu segala. Mereka gak inget kalo tiap ari makan telur dan daging gue. Sebel!!! benci banget gue sama yang namanya manusia.
Sapi : Emang lo doang yang benci???? Gue lebih benci mereka dari siapapun!
Ayam : Emang lo kenapa.. Py?
Sapi : Coba elo bayangin, ampir tiap ari susu gue di elus-elus, dipencet-pencet, diremas-remas, tapi manusia durjana itu ga pernah nikahingue, boro-boro ngelamar... Sakiiiittt banget batin gwe , emangnya gw jab1ay.!!!!!

binatang sialan

didalam kandungan seorang ibu, ada 3 janin bayi kembar yang terlibat percakapan

bayi 1 : eh, kamu jikalau telah lahir, apa perihal pertama yang kamu kerjakan ?
bayi 2 : saya pingin lihat ibuku yang sudah mengandung kita sepanjang 9 bln.
bayi 3 : saya pingin lihat dokter yg senantiasa merawat kita. jikalau kamu ?
bayi 1 : saya pingin lihat binatang kurang ajar yang setiap malam senantiasa berkunjung kekita dan meludahi kita bertiga ! !

Wajah marah suami

Pada suatu hari,terjadi percakapan antara irma dan yuli...

irma : yul,apakah wajah suamimu senang waktu kamu lagi bercinta?
yuli : senang sih,tapi pernah. saat itu dia keliatan marah banget !!
irma : lho.. memang kenapa kok dia dapat marah ?
yuli : soalnya dia ngeliatnya dari jendela !!

Siapa yang bloon?

Pada suatu hari seorang nenek yang nyebrang jalan hampir ketabrak motor.

Pengendara motor yang marah: “Nenek bloon! Nyebrang jalan gak liat2!”
Si nenek yang sewot : “Lo yg bloon!! Nabrak nenek-nenek aja gak kena..!!”



Sad Ending

suatu hari terjadi percakapan pada sepasang kekasih yang masih berpacaran.

cewek : kok sedih banget yank ? ?
cowok : iya setelah baca buku. endingnya sedih bangat
cewek : benar-benar baca buku apa yank ?
cowok : buku tabungan

ahahaha...lumayan

Lain dulu lain sekarang. Murid jaman sekarang benar-benar sulit diurus. Di bawah ini adalah satu-satunya pengalaman seorang guru yang berhasil. Guru menyuruh seorang murid duduk, tetapi dia tetap berdiri.

"Budi, duduk!" kata guru itu, tetapi dia hanya memandang sang guru, sedangkan teman-teman sekelas lainnya pada tertawa.

"Ayo, duduk!" kata guru itu sekali lagi.

Anak lelaki itu berkata dengan senyum dingin: "Bu Guru, aku bukanlah seekor anjingmu."

"Aku tahu kamu bukan anjingku, jika kamu anjingku, satu kali saja aku berkata dia segera duduk." guru itu membalas

Senin, 15 Juli 2013

"Take A Chance On Me"

I've been lovin' this song for a long time,and..
Damn,I just really really love this song.Have you ever heard of this lovely song?...well,you should! :-)
It's just so...soo...me ! :'-)

"Take A Chance On Me"
                                                                                by ABBA

If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try

Take a chance on me
(That's all I ask of you honey)
Take a chance on me

We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as we're together
Listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better
'Cos you know I've got
So much that I wanna do, when I dream I'm alone with you
It's magic
You want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair
But I think you know
That I can't let go

If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try

Take a chance on me
(Come on, give me a break will you?)
Take a chance on me
Oh you can take your time baby, I'm in no hurry, know I'm gonna get you
You don't wanna hurt me, baby don't worry, I ain't gonna let you
Let me tell you now
My love is strong enough to last when things are rough
It's magic
You say that I waste my time but I can't get you off my mind
No I can't let go
'Cos I love you so

If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can't you see
Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me
(Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me)

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can't you see
Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me
(Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me)

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me

It's beautiful,ain't it? :'-)

If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try ;-)

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
Thank god there came ABBA :-)

Minggu, 14 Juli 2013

Get The Girl Back

by Hanson

[Verse 1]
She’s about to walk away
So if you’re gonna make her want to stay
Tell her she’s your moon and sun
Tell her that she’s always been the one
You’ve gotta say it from the heart
‘Cause she will know a fake right from the start

[Bridge 1]
A girl like that deserves the best, uh, yeah
You’ve got to show her (show her)
That you’re not like all the rest

[Chorus]
It’s about time that you put your cards back on the table
It’s about time that you show her you’re willing and able
It’s about time that you get the girl back
That you get the girl back on your side
You’ve got to get the girl back, get the girl back
Yeah

You’ve got to get that girl back

[Verse 2]
Tell her she was always right
You were in the wrong, you can’t deny
‘Cause when she’s caught somebody’s eye
It will be too late to apologize

[Bridge 2]
Before she shuts you out, oh yeah
You’ve got to tell her (tell her)
Tell her that there is no doubt

[Chorus]

[Post-Chorus]
You’ve got to get the, you’ve got to get the girl back
Get the girl back, you’ve got to

[Middle 8]
Get the girl back, get the girl back, back on your side
Get the girl back, get the girl back, you’ve got to, got to
Get the girl back, get the girl back, back on your side
‘Cause it’s, it’s

[End]
It’s about time, oh
It’s about time (Ooh oh no, ooh oh no)
Get the girl back, get the girl back, back on your side (x3)
Get the girl back, you’ve got to get the girl back

I Love It

"I Love It"
by  Icona Pop


I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge.

I don't care, I love it.
I don't care.

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge.

I don't care, I love it.
I don't care.

You're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way
You want me down on earth, but I am up in space
You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You're from the 70's, but I'm a 90's bitch

I love it!
I love it!

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge.

I don't care, I love it.
I don't care, I love it, I love it.
I don't care, I love it.
I don't care.

You're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way
You want me down on earth, but I am up in space
You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You're from the 70's, but I'm a 90's bitch

I don't care, I love it.
I don't care, I love it, I love it.
I don't care, I love it.
I don't care, I love it, I love it.
I don't care.
I love it.


Rabu, 10 Juli 2013

Anjing Menggonggong Tidak Seperti Biasanya

Seekor anjing yang biasanya tenang mulai menggonggong setiap malam sekitar pukul 03:00. Kesal dan mengantuk, pemilik anjing menggeledah halaman belakang untuk mengetahui apa yang mungkin mengganggu kedamaian hewan ini.

Selama tiga hari ia tidak menemukan sesuatu yang salah. Ketika anjing bangun di malam yang keempat pada pukul 3 pagi sambil menggonggong, pemilik akhirnya menyelinap di sekitar rumah melalui gang dan menemukan tetangga melempar kerikil pada si anjing.

Pemilik bertanya untuk mengetahui apa yang ia lakukan.

"Ibu mertua saya berkunjung," tetangga sambil malu menjelaskan. "Jika dia sampai terbangun di tengah malam sekali lagi dia mengatakan bahwa dia akan pergi..."

Menyelamatkan Mahasiswa yang Dikejar Anjing (hahahahahaha)

Mengemudi melewati depan universitas, seorang profesor melihat seorang mahasiswa berlari kencang. Menggeram di belakangnya tiga anjing besar. Bertekad untuk menyelamatkan, profesor mengerem mobilnya berhenti dan membuka pintu.

"Cepat - masuk!" Ia memerintahkan.

"Terima kasih untuk berhenti," pemuda berjanggut itu berkata sambil terengah-engah, "kebanyakan orang tidak akan menawarkan tumpangan kepada saya ketika mereka melihat saya memiliki tiga ekor anjing..





Mr Muhammad Rayyan

Mr Muhammad Rayyan
ehm,,

with my brother :)

with my brother :)
:)

HEY ...it's me!!! :D

HEY ...it's me!!! :D
i'm important :)