TITANIC dalam beberapa versi(nonton titanic dulu,baru baca)

TITANIC............. dalam beberapa versi


+ Versi asli(M Rayyan DiCaprio and Kate Winslet),versi setia sampe mati - You jump... I jump !

+ Versi ngajak-ngajak - I want to jump... anybody else want to jump ?

+ Versi pemimpin - I jump... all of you jump after me !

+ Versi pengikut - We will jump after you jump.

+ Versi penakut - You jump... tell me if it is ok... then I jump.

+ Versi ogah-ogahan - I've already jumped last time... now it is your turn to jump.

+ Versi iklan - You should jump because every celebrities and famous people jump.

+ Versi programmer - If (you.jump()) then (I.jump())

+ Versi logika implikasi - If you jump then I jump that means if you don't jump I might still jump.

+ Versi nggak percayaan - You jump.... are you sure you want to jump?... no kidding?....promise?...

+ Versi penjudi - We'll throw a coin if it is head, I jump... if it is tail you jump.

+ Versi Tarzan baru kenalan dengan Jane - "You Jump, Me Tarzan."

+ Versi Forest Gump - "My name is Jump, Forest Jump."

+ Versi sinetron Catatan si Boy - "Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!"

+ Versi 007 - "My name Bond, Jump's Bond."

+ Versi Waktu - "Jump sabaraha?" - "Jump 10 kurang lima."

+ Versi Buah-buahan - Jump-bu Monyet, - Jump-bu Klutuk, - Jump-bu Batu,

+ Versi Betawi...... - Inich Aye Abang............Jump-ang !

+ Versi korban tindak kekerasan - Tolooongggggggg............. Jump bret!!!!!!

+ Versi dukun santet - Nich gue kasih jumpe jumpe ...biar selamet dunie akherat!!!

+ Versi wiraswasta gendong-gendong - Mau jump-u apa mas.... galian singset apa kabel.......?

+ Versi pedagang kaki lima - Di-jump-in tidak luntur .. luntur tidak di-jump-in...!!!